March 19, 2004
30 things dat a guy shud knw about girls:
1.Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much
as
you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know
what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the
hook. Doing something
sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know
you don't.
8. Size does matter
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big, we
like it when you are Mr
Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your
home
boys. <-- NOT TRUE!
11. No matter what you say, your ex girl friend
is a bitch.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you
didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't
always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't
help it.
16. We are drama queens. <-- NOT that true
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head, if you are nice
you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster
trucks, car systems, paint
ball or anything else you and your friends talk
about. <-- NOT TRUE
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over
it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave, no matter how cool you think it
looks,
we hate it.
24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart,
or emit other strange
gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela
Anderson's, hers are fake(besides think about it
you have a better chance with ours then ull ever
have with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us
and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock
down
big fat guys, and hit a
little baseball with a stick so why the hell
can't you piss in the
toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly. We are always right, so
don't forget it.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much
as
you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know
what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the
hook. Doing something
sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know
you don't.
8. Size does matter
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big, we
like it when you are Mr
Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your
home
boys. <-- NOT TRUE!
11. No matter what you say, your ex girl friend
is a bitch.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you
didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't
always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't
help it.
16. We are drama queens. <-- NOT that true
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head, if you are nice
you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster
trucks, car systems, paint
ball or anything else you and your friends talk
about. <-- NOT TRUE
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over
it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave, no matter how cool you think it
looks,
we hate it.
24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart,
or emit other strange
gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela
Anderson's, hers are fake(besides think about it
you have a better chance with ours then ull ever
have with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us
and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock
down
big fat guys, and hit a
little baseball with a stick so why the hell
can't you piss in the
toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly. We are always right, so
don't forget it.
Posted by babyprincess17 on March 19, 2004 at 02:47 AM | huG me
